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Plans for the Ladyverse

01: Eight Portraits of a Lady - Rated T - Eight reflections on love, loss, and where she hid the steel beneath her silk.

02: Going Forward - Rated T - Barret learns to live without. Sequel to "Eight Portraits of a Lady."

03: What Good a Kingdom - Rated T - Yuffie, Marlene, and what it's like losing a mother. Ladyverse.

04: Exile - Rated T - They say they're releasing Cloud from the hospital. Maybe they shouldn't. Ladyverse.

05: Milestones - The problem of two men raising a girl? Sometimes, there are places they just can't follow. Ladyverse.

06: Carbon Under Pressure - Shera wishes Tifa could be there to see it. Ladyverse.
nagia: (ffvii; cid; cid highwind is abusive love)
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Trying to connect these dots:

  • underground behemoth fighting
  • running on walls
  • exploding an airship with a fire hydrant
  • Jetski playing chicken with an eighteen-wheeler
  • Vincent Valentine as the John Wayne drifter
  • a diner where even the coffee has a film of grease
nagia: (naruto; hiashi; ceiling hiashi is watchi)
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  1. Burnt Offerings x Jungle Book
    • Yuffie versus Shere Khan
    • Vincent versus Bagheera

  2. Burnt Offerings x Gargoyles, Version One
    • Anton Sevarius, Dr. Hojo, the bar at the end of the universe

  3. Burnt Offerings x Gargoyles, Version Two
    • David Xanatos versus Hades
    • Vincent versus Xanatos (BATTLE OF THE EYEBROW RAISES!)

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01. Why Ethers Are Expensive and Do Not Go in the Microwave: A Horror Story

Let me explain: it starts with the fact that Tifa does not watch over Denzel all the time. Sometimes Cloud is home long enough she leaves the kids with him. And sometimes Cloud would rather sharpen every blade in First Tsurugi than, yaknow, pay complete attention. If they're quiet, he's cool (shows you EXACTLY how much Cloud knows about kids). Denzel watches the preview for the next episode of Battle Gone Bad, which is what happens when Ethers, Potions, and Elixirs expire for various reasons, and decides that they should heat a pair of Ethers.

Ethers are made of a homemade blueberry syrup, alcohol, light carbonation, mint, and a Philtre of Lifestream. They tend to become mostly alcohol when heated. As alcohol is a depressant, this makes them mostly useless in battle when taken by adults.

Denzel is 11. Marlene is 6. They have one Ether each. This does not end well.

In the end, Marlene is falling-down drunk, and Denzel's not much better off, not to mention there's some sort of weird alcoholic blueberry syrup with glowing bubbles ALL OVER THE KITCHEN. And somehow, this is all Cloud's fault.

Yeah, there are perils to living with the best martial artist in the world.

02. A fic based on this song. Watch me cringe in shame. FFVII, YV, mindless fluff (most likely post-DoC).


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