all i need is a miracle

Title: Ninja versus Samurai
Fandom/Pairing: Kingdom Hearts; Auron/Yuffie
Rating: ESRB Rating of AO for Adults Only < pretty damn graphic sex IMO >
Summary: Auron and Yuffie have a bet...
Notes: For porn_battle, set in the Burnt Offerings universe. No, I am not proud of this one.

( For once, they're not arguing. And for once, they're not being appropriate. )

Title: Exchange
Fandom/Pairing: Final Fantasy VII; Yuffie, Red
Rating: ESRB Rating of E for Everyone < none >
Summary: Yuffie likes Cosmo Canyon
Notes: For leviathanmirror's request: Yuffie, Cosmo Canyon

( She wouldn't explain even if someone asked, which is about as likely as someone figuring out where she spends her spare moments. )

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Title: Contests
Fandom/Pairing: Kingdom Hearts; KH FF ensemble
Rating: ESRB Rating of E for Everyone < none >
Summary: Halloween Town is somehow beneath their dignity. ...or so they think.
Notes: For leviathanmirror's request: KH!Yuffie, Halloween Town

( Then again, Yuffie probably got the best end of the deal. )

Title: Happy Returns
Fandom/Pairing: Kingdom Hearts; Yuffie, Vincent (some added Leon)
Rating: ESRB Rating of T for Teen < implied destruction of worlds >
Summary: Burnt Offerings universe. Vincent Valentine turns a very high number. Funny how Yuffie doesn't seem to be around...
Notes: Happy birthday, Vincent!

( He spent much of the day looking for her and finding countless others, but the ninja herself (and her 'flying sidekick,' as Auron succinctly put it) remained elusive. )